ohh-whatsername:

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

this was surprisingly uplifting

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

an ouran highschool host club dubstep remix called kiss kiss drop the vase

shesdonejim:

pick up line: let’s watch star trek

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

• someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed a cheeseburger
• a cheeseburger stabbed someone
• a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

(Source: higregjohnson)

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

destielorgtfo:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

did you just

invisibear:

shercocklocked:

andrewbreitel:

overemotionalfaggot:

girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS 

SIT DOWN 

i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur dick hard to ur vag cry tears of blood

thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel

bless

kia-kaha-winchesters:

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

dust out your keyboard and it should be fine

(Source: buypolar)